Toby Keith – Shitty Golfer

About The Song

“Shitty Golfer” is a country song by Toby Keith from his 2017 album, “The Bus Songs.” The song is a humorous take on the struggles of being a bad golfer. Keith sings about the all-too-common experiences of hitting bad shots, losing balls, and getting frustrated on the golf course.

The song is written from the perspective of a golfer who is clearly not very good at the game. He sings about how he can’t seem to hit the ball straight, how he always seems to find the water, and how he’s constantly losing balls. Despite his struggles, he keeps coming back to the game, because he loves it.

“Shitty Golfer” is a relatable song for anyone who has ever played golf. It’s a funny and honest look at the challenges of the game, and it’s sure to make you laugh.

Analysis

The song is written in a conversational style, with Keith using simple language and everyday phrases. This makes the song easy to relate to, even for people who don’t play golf.

The song’s humor comes from Keith’s self-deprecating sense of humor. He doesn’t shy away from making fun of himself, and he’s clearly not afraid to laugh at his own mistakes.

The song’s message is that it’s okay to be bad at golf. In fact, it can be pretty funny. Keith encourages listeners to embrace their inner “shitty golfer” and just have fun on the course.

Recommendation

“Shitty Golfer” is a great song for anyone who has ever played golf, or for anyone who just enjoys a good laugh. It’s a funny, honest, and relatable song that is sure to put a smile on your face.

If you enjoyed this song, you might also like:

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  • “Achy Breaky Heart” by Billy Ray Cyrus
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Lyric

Let’s sing along with the lyrics!

I’m a shitty golfer, you can ask my wifeI’ve been out there hackin’ every day of my lifeI got the shorts and all the plaid sweatersThat new Taylormade driver didn’t make me any better
Man, I hit ’em fast and I hit ’em thinI roll ’em in the bunker’s man, I hit ’em againSlice ’em in the bushes, crank ’em in a creekI popped that sucker up and hooked it out in the street
Yeah, I’m 2-45 right down the middleAnd I’ll miss a green, to the left just a littleChili dip a wedge and put it all togetherHit that son of a bitch right up there in the leatherIf you call that good and let me press on the sideYou can put me down for a fight
Hey, I’m a shitty golfer, most of us areBut we carry our clubs in the back of our carsWhat else you gonna do when you’re out of town?And you need to waste a whole day and shoot another round
Man, I played Augusta and I played Pebble BeachAnd one time at Sawgrass I shot 83If I live long enough to be 88I think I’ll celebrate it by shooting my age
Yeah, I’m 2-45 right down the middleAnd I’ll miss a green, to the left just a littleChili dip a wedge and put it all togetherHit that son of a bitch right up there in the leatherIf you call that good and let me press on the sideYou can put me down for a fight, oh yeahYou can put me down for a fight