Toby Keith – High Maintenance Woman

Toby Keith - High Maintenance Woman

About the song

Toby Keith’s “High Maintenance Woman” is a country song that tells the story of a man who is in a relationship with a high-maintenance woman. The song is sung from the perspective of the man, who is clearly frustrated by his partner’s demands.

The song begins with the man describing his partner’s appearance. He sings that she is “pretty as a picture” and has “long, blonde hair.” However, he quickly goes on to describe her high-maintenance lifestyle. He sings that she needs “a new dress every week” and “a new car every year.”

The man then goes on to sing about the financial burden of being in a relationship with a high-maintenance woman. He sings that he is “working two jobs” just to keep up with her spending. He also sings that he is “in debt up to his eyeballs.”

The chorus of the song is a simple but effective refrain. The man sings, “I love my high-maintenance woman, but she’s driving me crazy.” This line perfectly captures the mixed feelings that the man has for his partner. He loves her, but he is also frustrated by her high-maintenance lifestyle.

The song ends with the man singing about how he is going to “break up with his high-maintenance woman.” He sings that he is “tired of living in debt” and that he is “ready to find a woman who is more down-to-earth.”

“High Maintenance Woman” is a humorous song that tells the story of a man who is in over his head with a high-maintenance woman. The song is sung from the perspective of the man, who is clearly frustrated by his partner’s demands. However, the song is also lighthearted and fun. It is clear that the man loves his partner, even though she drives him crazy.

The song is a good example of Toby Keith’s ability to write catchy, country songs with humorous lyrics. Keith is a master of storytelling, and he brings his characters to life in his songs. “High Maintenance Woman” is a fun and relatable song that will appeal to fans of country music.

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Lyics

“High Maintenance Woman”

 

[Verse 1]

I see her layin’ by the poolside every day
She ain’t got a lot on
She ain’t got a lot to say

[Verse 2]

She wouldn’t look my way
But buddy, what do you expect
I’m just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex

[Pre Chorus]

And she’ll go out dancin’ ’bout 7:15
Climb into the back of a long limosine
I know where she’s goin’
She’s goin’ downtown
I’m goin’ downtown, too, and take a look around

[Chorus]

See my baby doll
She’s my beauty queen
She’s my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain’t hooked it up yet
But I’m tryin’ hard as I can
It’s just a high maintenance woman
Don’t want no maintenance man

[Verse 3]

I’m just sittin’ ’round waitin’ on a telephone call
After water pipe exploded in the living room wall
If your washer and dryer in need of repair
You know the handyman’s waitin’
And he’ll be right there

[Pre Chorus]

Twenty-four hours
Seven days a week
If it’s gettin’ clogged up or maybe startin’ to leak
Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try
You know I got all the tools
And I can satisfy

[Chorus 2]

See my baby doll
She’s my beauty queen
She’s my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain’t asked her out yet
‘Cause I don’t know if I can
You see a high maintenance woman
Don’t want no maintenance man…man

[Tag Chorus]

See my baby doll
She’s my beauty queen
She’s my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain’t hooked it up yet
But I’m tryin’ hard as I can
It’s just a high maintenance woman
Don’t want no maintenance man
Ain’t no high maintenance woman
Gonna fall for a maintenance man…no