Conway Twitty, Loretta Lynn – You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

About the song

You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly: A Duet of Blame and Acceptance

In the realm of country music, Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn stand as two towering figures, their voices and stories weaving a rich tapestry of American life. Among their many duets, one stands out for its audacious title and tongue-in-cheek lyrics: “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.” Released in 1978, this novelty song became an instant hit, topping the Billboard country charts and cementing its place in country music history.

A Tale of Two Voices

Twitty and Lynn bring their distinct vocal styles to the song, Twitty’s smooth baritone contrasting with Lynn’s twangy, assertive alto. The lyrics, penned by Lola Jean Fawbush and L.E. White, trade playful accusations between the couple, each blaming the other for their children’s perceived lack of attractiveness.

Beneath the Humor, a Touch of Truth

Despite its humorous premise, “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” touches on a universal theme: the challenges and joys of parenthood. The song’s lighthearted tone belies the underlying truth that children, no matter their physical appearance, are precious and loved.

A Legacy of Laughter and Love

“You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” remains a beloved classic, a testament to Twitty and Lynn’s enduring popularity and their ability to connect with audiences through humor and heart. The song’s legacy lives on, reminding us that laughter and love are essential ingredients in the recipe for a happy family.

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Lyrics

“You’re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly”

 

You’re the reason I’m a-ridin’ around on recapped tires
And you’re the reason I’m hangin’ our clothes outside on wires
And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin’
Ah, but looks ain’t ev’rythin’ and money ain’t ev’rythin’
But I love you just the same

You’re the reason I’ve changed to beer from soda pop
And you’re the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop
You’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin’
Ah, but looks ain’t ev’rythin’, and money ain’t ev’rythin’
But I love you just the same

I guess that we won’t ever have everything we need
‘Cause when we get ahead it’s got another mouth to feed

And that’s the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone
And that’s the reason that I ain’t got no hair to comb
And you’re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin’
Ah, but looks ain’t ev’rythin’, and money ain’t ev’rythin’
But I love you just the same

Conway, why in the devil don’t you go and shave and put on a clean pair of pants?

But Loretta, look at yourself
Now I wish you’d take them curlers out of your hair and go put on a little makeup
And get out of that housecoat before supper

Ha, well let me tell you something
Conway, considerin’ everything that I went through today
I look like a movie star

Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzi

Thankyee

Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway

Oh they did, huh? What abouts the ones that’s Bald?
[*laughs*]

[*laughs*]