Steely Dan – Glamour Profession

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About the song

In the realm of music, few bands have managed to achieve the level of sophistication and critical acclaim that Steely Dan has garnered. With their intricate melodies, witty lyrics, and jazz-infused arrangements, they crafted a sound that was both intellectually stimulating and emotionally resonant. Their 1980 album, Gaucho, stands as a testament to their artistry, showcasing their ability to blend genres and explore complex themes with a deft touch. Among the album’s gems is the track “Glamour Profession”, a song that delves into the dark side of the Los Angeles cocaine scene with a blend of irony and social commentary.

From the outset, “Glamour Profession” sets the tone with its pulsating disco beat and sleek, understated instrumentation. The song’s narrator, a character known only as Hoops McCann, paints a vivid picture of his life as a drug dealer, a world of fast cars, expensive clothes, and fleeting encounters. The lyrics, penned by Steely Dan’s songwriting duo, Walter Becker and Donald Fagen, are laced with double entendres and subtle social commentary, hinting at the moral ambiguity of McCann’s profession and the allure of easy wealth.

As the song progresses, the narrator’s bravado begins to crumble, revealing the emptiness and isolation that lie beneath the surface of his glamorous lifestyle. The chorus, with its repeated refrain of “It’s a glamour profession”, takes on a sardonic edge, exposing the hollowness of McCann’s existence. The song’s conclusion is particularly poignant, as the narrator reflects on the fleeting nature of his success, acknowledging that his days are numbered.

“Glamour Profession” is not merely a song about the drug trade; it is a cautionary tale about the pursuit of wealth and status at the expense of one’s humanity. Steely Dan’s masterful songwriting and Becker’s understated yet expressive vocal delivery bring the character of Hoops McCann to life, making him a figure both sympathetic and cautionary. The song’s enduring appeal lies in its ability to capture the allure and danger of the criminal underworld, while also offering a commentary on the darker aspects of human nature.

In the world of Steely Dan’s music, “Glamour Profession” stands as a unique and captivating gem, a song that explores the complexities of human nature and the darker side of the American Dream. With its infectious groove, thought-provoking lyrics, and nuanced performances, “Glamour Profession” is a testament to Steely Dan’s enduring legacy as one of the most innovative and sophisticated bands in music history.

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Lyrics

6:05 p.m., outside the stadiumSpecial delivery for Hoops McCannBrut and charisma poured from the shadow where he stoodLooking good, he’s a crowd-pleasing man
One on one, he’s schoolyard SupermanCrashing the backboard, he’s Jungle Jim againWhen it’s all overWe’ll make some calls from my car
We’re a star (it’s a glamour profession)(The L.A. concession)Local boys will spend a quarterJust to shine the silver bowlLiving hard will take its tollIllegal funUnder the sun, boys
All aboard the Carib CannibalOff to Barbados just for the rideJack, with his radar, stalking the dread moray eelAt the wheel with his Eurasian bride
On the town, we dress for actionCelluloid bikers is Friday’s themeI drove the ChryslerWatched from the darkness while they danced
I’m the one (it’s a glamour profession)I’m the one (the L.A. concession)Local boys will spend a quarterJust to shine the silver bowlLiving hard will take its tollIllegal funUnder the sun, boys
That’s my claim to fame
Jive Miguel, he’s in from BogotaMeet me at midnight at Mr. Chow’sSzechuan dumplingsNow that the deal has been done
I’m the one (it’s a glamour profession)I’m the one (the L.A. concession)Local boys will spend a quarterJust to shine the silver bowlLiving hard will take its tollIllegal funUnder the sun, boys
Illegal funUnder the sun, boys