Toby Keith – The Critic

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About the song

Toby Keith – The Critic

In the realm of country music, Toby Keith stands as a towering figure, a true American icon. With his gruff vocals, no-nonsense attitude, and unwavering commitment to traditional country sounds, Keith has carved a niche for himself as a voice for the working man, the patriot, and the rebel. Throughout his illustrious career, Keith has amassed an impressive collection of accolades, including numerous Grammy and American Music Award nominations, cementing his status as one of the genre’s most influential artists.

Among Keith’s extensive discography, one particular song stands out as a testament to his songwriting prowess and ability to connect with audiences on a deeply personal level: “The Critic”. Released in 2003 as part of his album Shock’n Y’all, this heartfelt ballad delves into the complex relationship between artists and critics, offering a poignant reflection on the struggles and triumphs of pursuing one’s creative passions.

From the opening lines, Keith sets the stage for a tale of resilience and self-belief, painting a vivid picture of a struggling musician facing the harsh scrutiny of a jaded critic. The lyrics capture the frustration and disillusionment that can arise when one’s art is met with negativity, particularly when it comes from those who seem to hold the power to make or break a career.

As the song progresses, Keith’s defiance grows, and he challenges the critic’s authority, asserting his right to express himself authentically, regardless of external judgment. He speaks to the universal human desire for validation and recognition, while simultaneously acknowledging the importance of staying true to one’s own artistic vision.

The chorus of “The Critic” serves as a powerful anthem for anyone who has ever faced doubt or criticism, offering a message of encouragement and self-empowerment. Keith sings:

“I’ll take my chances, I’ll take my lumps

I’ll keep on singin’ my country songs

Even if you never buy my records

Even if you never sing along”

These lines resonate deeply with listeners, reminding them that true artistic fulfillment lies not in seeking external approval but in pursuing one’s craft with passion and integrity.

“The Critic” is more than just a song; it’s a declaration of artistic independence, a celebration of the human spirit, and a testament to the enduring power of music to connect, inspire, and uplift. Toby Keith’s heartfelt performance and poignant lyrics have earned the song a place among the most cherished anthems in country music history, solidifying its status as a timeless classic that continues to resonate with listeners worldwide.

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Lyrics

“The Critic”

 

Tell it like it is…

He gets up real early on his mornin drive.
Down to the office for his 9 to 5.
He drives a 94, 2 ton, economy car.
Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar that he’s The Critic.

Yea, I can hook you up, I know everybody, in the business.

He flunked junior high band he couldn’t march in time.
He tried to write a song once, he couldn’t make it rhyme.
He went two or three chords on a pawn shop guitar, he just never quite had what it took to be a star, so he’s a critic.

I work for the Gazette man…I got a real job.

He did a 5-star column on a band he never heard.
He did a bluegrass review about an unkind word.
He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise, his boss said I can’t even tell if anybody’s even readin your page.

Yea…

So he thought…and he thought a little more.

He caught a young hot star headin into town, and then he hid behind his typewriter and gunned the boy down.
Here come the letters, the e-mails, the faxes, they raised him to 20,000 dollars after taxes.

He’s a happy critic…

He’s rollin in the dough…

Man I could do this forever…this is easy. Everybody’s readin my column!

Please don’t tell my mom, that I write the music column for the Gazette.
She still thinks I play piano down at the Cathouse.

Let’s get funky with this now boys…Play it on out.

Come on Shannon.

There’s ole Biff jumpin in.

?? is layin it down.

Come on Shannon.

Aww yea, my man Steve.

Man my fingers are gettin tired…y’all gonna have to hurry. This snappin thing…wearin me out.

Hello Shannon.

Guess he’s on coffee break man.

They’re gonna love you…cause they already love me.

(Yea!)

It’s the Critic.